Official Biz: The Best Man Sequel Gets Release Date

 

The Best Man

 

*in my Jordan Armstrong voice* Ohhhh My… Gawd!

My jaw is still on the ground from this news honey. I just HAD to stop by and let ya’ll know the 411.

The beloved ‘black-buster’ The Best Man will have a part duex, and it’s due to release in November of 2013 says

Universal Pictures. I am excited about this sequel, like wow!  I do hope that ALL of the original main players are cast.

I remember wearing out the VHS copy of this movie, and being able to recite the movie line by line, it was simply a great movie with a awesome soundtrack darling.

There isn’t any chitter chatter on what the story will be, but the original director, Malcolm D. Lee will once again write, direct, and co-produce.  Malcom Lee also directed Undercover Brother (helarious), Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins (loved it), Roll Bounce (4-wheel skatin classic), and is currently directing Scary Movie 5.

-holla

source: http://www.bet.com/news/celebrities/2012/11/02/the-best-man-sequel-given-a-release-date.html

Sex & Cake: 5 Dont’s for Men in Bed + Lemonade Cake

 

I don’t know if I’m more appalled by his Fro-Mullet or by him licking her head?

1.) Don’t surprise your mate during sex by slipping it in the ‘back door’. There would be no quicker way for me to show you moves I picked up from the fight scene in episode 8 of HBO’s OZ, then if one where to go there without a discussion first.

2. ) Don’t request sex from your partner like it’s the number 3 combo meal at McDonald’s, it’s never ok. I know men get comfortable with their woman and figure one of the perks of being in a committed relationship is ordering up the booootay, but it’s kinda true, and kinda not.  I mean there’s a way go about it. Saying “Babe” and pointing to your groin area, or arbitrarily rubbing yourself on any part of her body in passing, is also not a turn on. The most important thing a man can learn about a woman is that we’re cerebral when it comes to sex, and that we require intimacy when it comes to being turned on. Setting the mood, romance, etc, is always a prerequisite for a woman, no matter how long you’ve been with her, unless your cool with fake mundane sex.

3.) Don’t NOT know what to do with your tounge. Despite popular thought, just like you may be thinking you’re not getting enough felacio, 9 times outta 10, it’s because you’re not reciprocating… let that marinate for a second, I’ll be back.

4.)  Don’t suggest a Threesome. I know this is every mans fantasy, but the fact that you’re hit and miss with the one woman you got, would suggest that there’s a great chance you’d be the odd man out if another female where to get involved.  AnyWho, this topic is just something avoid bringing up as a man. I don’t care how cool, and open you and your woman/wife/babymama or whatever are, pandora’s box awaits if you go down this path in a straight relationship. I’ve seen this topic ruin a many unions when improperly handled.

5.) Don’t do white surprise in her face. Dispite what SlutsRus.com has led you to believe, most women don’t want to use your bodily fluids as a face mask. Know what kind of woman YOUR woman is, and give warning to the townsfolk before the man-volcano is about to erupt ok.

As always the best source of information on how to please your woman in bed is YOUR WOMAN.  Healthy communication and dialogue is key to a bomb sex life.  Not saying you have to have a Dr. Phil couch conversation about what each other likes or dislikes in bed, but playing a sexy game of Simon Says is a great way to get each other’s points across.

Now, lets have some cake!

Let Me Show You Somehtin’ Lemonade Layer Cake

 

Ingredients

  • Cake:
  • 1 1/3 cups granulated sugar
  • 6 tablespoons butter, softened
  • 1 tablespoon grated lemon rind
  • 3 tablespoons thawed lemonade concentrate
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 2 large eggs
  • 2 large egg whites
  • 2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 1/4 cups fat-free buttermilk
  • Cooking spray
  • Frosting:
  • 2 tablespoons butter, softened
  • 2 teaspoons grated lemon rind
  • 2 teaspoons thawed lemonade concentrate
  • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 8 ounces 1/3-less-fat cream cheese
  • 3 1/2 cups powdered sugar

Preparation

Preheat oven to 350°.

To prepare cake, place first 5 ingredients in a large bowl; beat with a mixer at medium speed until well blended (about 5 minutes). Add eggs and egg whites, 1 at a time, beating well after each addition. Lightly spoon flour into dry measuring cups; level with a knife. Combine flour, baking powder, salt, and baking soda; stir well with a whisk. Add flour mixture and buttermilk alternately to sugar mixture, beginning and ending with flour mixture; beat well after each addition.

Pour batter into 2 (9-inch) round cake pans coated with cooking spray; sharply tap pans once on counter to remove air bubbles. Bake at 350° for 20 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool in pans 10 minutes on a wire rack; remove from pans. Cool completely on wire rack.

To prepare frosting, place 2 tablespoons butter and the next 4 ingredients (2 tablespoons butter through cream cheese) in a large bowl; beat with a mixer at high speed until fluffy. Add powdered sugar, and beat at low speed just until blended (do not overbeat). Chill 1 hour.

Place 1 cake layer on a plate; spread with 1/2 cup frosting. Top with remaining cake layer. Spread remaining frosting over top and sides of cake. Store cake loosely covered in the refrigerator.

 

-peace.

 

 

Sex & Cake: 3 Sexting Tips for Men

There was phone sex, now in a digitally advance society, we’ve become too lazy to do that and have resulted to sexting.

Despite what you may think fellas, taking a picture of your penis next to a banana for scaling reference isn’t as hot as you’d hope.

Sexting does have it’s place in a relationship to spice things up, and create anticipation etc.  However,  there is a way to go about it, and there are 3 things you should remember.

  1. First, feel out the situation when initiating a sexting session. Don’t just start off a text convo with x-rated material.  This step will prevent you from telling your ‘other half’s’ mee-maw where you want to lick her because she had their phone trying to learn about twitter when you texted.
  2. The camera adds 10 pounds everywhere else but down there. So if you are depending on that illusion, please pick another body part. There’s nothing worse then getting a pic of a mans ‘member’ and it’s like revisiting a Where’s Waldo book.
  3. Don’t go there, if you aren’t really willing to “go there”. Don’t text things that you aren’t willing to do in person, that goes for men and women. Don’t set your partner up for expectations you aren’t willing to meet. That’s mean..

Now how bout some cake?

Hey Now Strawberry Creme Cake

 

Ingredients

Cake:

  • Butter, for greasing pans
  • Flour, for flouring pans
  • 1 (18.25-ounce) box strawberry cake mix
  • 1 (11.5-ounce) can strawberry nectar
  • 3 eggs
  • 1/4 cup vegetable oil

Filling and Frosting:

  • 1 pound fresh strawberries, cleaned
  • 1 cup strawberry jam, divided
  • 1 (16-ounce) container strawberry frosting

Directions

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.

Butter and flour 2 (9-inch) round cake pans. Combine cake mix, nectar, eggs, and oil in large bowl. Beat with a hand mixer for 2 minutes, or until well blended. Divide batter between prepared pans. Bake for 25 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into center comes out clean. Cool cakes in pans on cooling racks for 20 minutes. Invert cakes onto cooling rack and cool completely.

Thinly slice enough strawberries to yield 1 1/4 cups. Using a serrated knife, cut each cake horizontally in half, forming 4 layers in total. Place 1 cake layer, cut side down, on a serving platter. Spread 1/3 cup jam over top of cake layer. Arrange 1/4 cup of sliced strawberries in a single layer atop jam. Top with second cake layer, cut side down. Repeat layering with jam and sliced strawberries. Top with third cake layer, cut side down. Repeat layering with jam and sliced strawberries. Top with remaining cake layer, cut side down. Spread frosting evenly over top and sides of cake to coat completely. Arrange remaining 1/2 cup sliced strawberries and 1 whole strawberry decoratively atop cake. Refrigerate cake for 40 minutes. Serve cake with remaining whole strawberries.

Sex & Cake: The Link Between Oral Sex and Morning Sickness

Dr. Gordon Gallup is a resident  psychologist at the University of Albany who researches biopsychology.

In his recent theory on the evolutionary reinterpretation of pregnancy sickness (morning sickness…just say that….. lol scientists are a trip), Dr. Gordon proposes that the culprit of morning sickness during pregnancy is not the kool-aid and pickle cravings, but the presence of a foreign genetic material in a woman’s body, unfamiliar semen.

Hmmmm… go on….

A baby is half made up of genetic material from the father, so initially the body may treat the organism as a foreign tissue or infection.  The mother-to-be’s response, similar to when you eat something bad, is an immune reaction like vomiting, nausea, and morning sickness. In other words semen is a foreign substance when it enters a woman’s body, so when pregnancy occurs, the more semen present in the mother’s body, the better ability it has to be familiar with it, and not produce a bad reaction.

Like other immunity treatmeants, like the flu, and chicken pox, etc. The protocol is to inject you with that same “substance” so that your body may build antibodies to that particular virus, or bacteria.

Dr. Gordon is basically saying, a cure for morning sickness is for the mother to  increase the presence of seminal fluid from the child’s biological father. Before you go putting your mates “fluids” on tap,  whether it be orally ingested  or by vaginal insemination, there are no studies to support that one is more effective than the other.

At the 2012 meeting of the Northeastern Evolutionary Psychology Society (NEEPS), Gallup laid out test parameters  that would identify the worst cases of morning sickness that should come from a woman who was lesbian , with little (if any) previous exposure to  semen, and who are impregnated by artificial insemination. ( I concur, it makes sense when testing this theory)

Of course this leaves women who have been dippin’ on the side or artificially inseminated at a loss because they don’t have regular access to the fathers “genetic material”.  So if your other “half” is having morning sickness, you ARE the father, and you have sex regularly… you might want to see Maury about that.

To me, the science makes sense, it will be interesting to see how this study, with test subject plays out. If you wish to read more extensively about this here is the link:

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2012/07/morning_sickness_can_more_sex_help_.single.html

Whooo… that sure was interesting… What do you think about this theory?

Now lets have some cake!

Evolutionary Praline Turtle Cake

 

 

 

 

 

Sex & Cake: A Healthy Sex Life Makes Women Look Younger and More Attractive

When a woman has sex, she produces increased amounts of estrogen, which gives a shine to the hair and a smoothness to the skin.  Increased blood flow means a flush of the cheek and even a pout of the lips Sex also increases the production of collagen, which aids in the prevention of age spots and sagging. Some even call sex the real fountain of youth.

You must admit that women have a certain glow about them when two things happen. One, when they are pregnant, and two when they are having great sex.

So ditch that Mary Kay and get to shaggin’ ladies if you want to keep that youthful glow….

Now after our chat about the birds and the bees have some cake…

Today’s recipe is a Taramisu Layer Cake which I have named:

You Sexy Thang Tiramisu Cake

Ingredients

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour 3 (9 inch) pans.
  2. Prepare the cake mix according to package directions. Divide two thirds of batter between 2 pans. Stir instant coffee into remaining batter; pour into remaining pan.
  3. Bake in the preheated oven for 20 to 25 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the cake comes out clean. Let cool in pan for 10 minutes, then turn out onto a wire rack and cool completely. In a measuring cup, combine brewed coffee and 1 tablespoon coffee liqueur; set aside.
  4. To make the filling: In a small bowl, using an electric mixer set on low speed, combine mascarpone, 1/2 cup confectioners’ sugar and 2 tablespoons coffee liqueur; beat just until smooth. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate.
  5. To make the frosting: In a medium bowl, using an electric mixer set on medium-high speed, beat the cream, 1/4 cup confectioners’ sugar and 2 tablespoons coffee liqueur until stiff. Fold 1/2 cup of cream mixture into filling mixture.
  6. To assemble the cake: Place one plain cake layer on a serving plate. Using a thin skewer, poke holes in cake, about 1 inch apart. Pour one third of reserved coffee mixture over cake, then spread with half of the filling mixture. Top with coffee-flavored cake layer; poke holes in cake. Pour another third of the coffee mixture over the second layer and spread with the remaining filling. Top with remaining cake layer; poke holes in cake. Pour remaining coffee mixture on top. Spread sides and top of cake with frosting. Place cocoa in a sieve and lightly dust top of cake. Garnish with chocolate curls. Refrigerate at least 30 minutes before serving.
  7. To make the chocolate curls, use a vegetable peeler and run it down the edge of the chocolate bar.
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