Poor Miley Cyrus’ latest movie, LOL, has been a joke at the box office, earning about $440 per theater on opening weekend.
Miley made the PG-13 LOL, based on a French movie of the same name, in 2010. Then Lionsgate, the studio behind the film, barely advertised it.
“I really thought this movie could be universal,” said Liz Azuelos, director of the French and American versions of the movie to the Los Angeles Times. “Usually teen movies are tender or scary or have vampires in them, but they’re never realistic. This story isn’t too dirty and not too stupid.”
WTH, the best thing the director of LOL has to say about her own movie is that the story is not “too dirty” or “too stupid”?! Hmm, what’s an OK level of dirty and stupid for teen romance movies these days? LMAO!
Miley’s tweet about this nuclear bomb was at least positive:
“Thank u so much for everyone who went to see LOL. It is a film I loved making and I am proud of… That’s really all that matters to me. ❤”
So, to the couple dozen people in each theater who ended up seeing LOL: Miley thanks u from the bottom of her ❤.
For real now, Miley? Say TTYL to Lionsgate and whoever else got you into this BS deal. And stop doing these lame teen roles. You’re grown now. You ain’t Hannah Montana anymore, OK?
Check out Emma Watson. She started as Hermoine from Harry Potter and, OMG, now she’s getting grown-up movie roles and modeling gigs.
IMHO, you deserve to be in a movie that isn’t dirty or stupid at all. So LOL at this failure and go audition for some titles that don’t contain chatspeak.