Confession: I live for celebrity twitter beef. It’s hilarious, highly entertaining, and profound that rich mofo’s endulge other’s via Twitter. (is twitter capitalized?)
Chris Brown is the Celeb that keeps on giving when it comes to PR disaster. His latest showcase was a vulgar back-and-forth on irrelevant Jenny Johnson who is a Comedian/TV Producer of sorts, who he just made a lil’ more Google-able.
Chris Brown, you make bomb R&B, but you are dumb as all f*@k outside of the stage. I’m sorry everyone, there’s no other way I could have put that.
What had happend was:
CB tweeted, “Man, I look old, and I’m only 23″
Then THIS occurred:
Jenny Johnson lost this twitter-bout. Her comebacks where so very weak. Anytime your comeback is to correct the spelling in a previous insult, you just need to give up. I mean strong open Jenny, but your follow up sucked. And then you go all innocent at the end. You are the one on Twitter callin’ folks “worthless pieces of sh*t. You got some nerve on your last statement, talkin’ bout, “I have zero respect for a person who seems unapologetic for the terrible crime he committed and shows no signs of changing”. Heffah, , I don’t have respect for older women randomly attacking folk on Twitter. Rihanna is tappin’ that once again, so obviously the apologies have been accepted, what’s your stake in the matter you opportunistic monster.
Chris Brown you are no better, typical men insults, calling a woman a Ho, and referring to her sucking this and that, is dull, and lacks innovation when it comes to literal insults (snore). Keep your day job CB, snappin’ just isn’t your forte. That’s exactly why your ass should have said NOTHING, and just ignored her!
Chris, Christopher, Beezey, You’re royally a pain in my ass. I root for you, I’ve said time and time again that you deserve a second chance, and that people shouldn’t judge you based on your Ike episode with Rihanna. But NOOOOOOOOOOO you have make redemption so hard for yourself, WHY!!!!!
You couldn’t have ignore this woman, who obviously BAITED you into this beef in order to gain notoriety for unknown ass. Now she gone be on Kelly and Mike, and the View and stuff, talkin’ bout you.
It’s great when celebs tweet themselves, but it’s not for everyone. CB, I suggest you get someone to tweet for you, it’s for your own good!
I don’t know what to say, except for get yo ass over there in that corner, you are in TIME OUT!
What do you make of this?