AKA Can’t Get Right: Chris Brown Goes OFF on Jenny Johnson’s Irrelevant Ass Via Twitter

 

Confession: I live for celebrity twitter beef. It’s hilarious, highly entertaining, and profound that rich mofo’s endulge other’s via Twitter. (is twitter capitalized?)

Chris Brown is the Celeb that keeps on giving when it comes to PR disaster.  His latest showcase was a vulgar back-and-forth  on irrelevant Jenny Johnson who is a Comedian/TV Producer of sorts,  who he just made a lil’ more  Google-able.

Chris Brown, you make bomb R&B, but you are dumb as all f*@k outside of the stage.  I’m sorry everyone, there’s no other way I could have put that.

What had happend was:

CB tweeted, “Man, I look old, and I’m only 23″

Then THIS occurred:


Jenny Johnson lost this twitter-bout. Her comebacks where so very weak. Anytime your comeback is to correct the spelling in a previous insult, you just need to give up. I mean strong open Jenny, but your follow up sucked. And then you go all innocent at the end. You are the one on Twitter callin’ folks “worthless pieces of sh*t.  You got some nerve on your last statement, talkin’ bout, “I have zero respect for a person who seems unapologetic for the terrible crime he committed and shows no signs of changing”. Heffah, , I don’t have respect for older women randomly attacking folk on Twitter. Rihanna is tappin’ that once again,  so obviously the apologies have been accepted, what’s your stake in the matter you opportunistic monster.

Chris Brown you are no better, typical men insults, calling a woman a Ho, and referring to her sucking this and that, is dull, and lacks innovation when it comes to literal insults (snore). Keep your day job CB, snappin’ just isn’t your forte. That’s exactly why your ass should have said NOTHING, and just ignored  her!

Chris, Christopher, Beezey, You’re royally a pain in my ass. I root for you, I’ve said time and time again that you deserve a second chance, and that people shouldn’t judge you based on your Ike episode with Rihanna. But NOOOOOOOOOOO you have make redemption so hard for yourself, WHY!!!!!

You couldn’t have ignore this woman, who obviously BAITED you into this beef in order to gain notoriety for unknown ass. Now she gone be on Kelly and Mike, and the View and stuff, talkin’ bout you.

It’s great when celebs tweet themselves, but it’s not for everyone. CB,  I suggest you get someone to tweet for you, it’s for your own good!

I don’t know what to say, except for get yo ass over there in that corner, you are in  TIME OUT!

What do you make of this?

Honey NO: Nicki Minaj Blames Wal Mart And Other Major Retailers For Low Album Sales

 

Let me give the disclaimer before I go in on this. I like Nicki Minaj. I’m a sucker for anything pink, and flamboyant, and circus-like, guilty.

Nicki released the album Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded The Re-Up on November 19th.  This is the rapper’s junior album, and it hasn’t made notable sales. Nicki blames it on retailers like Wal Mart, claiming that they haven’t made her CD readilbly available for purchase,  and therefore has affected her album sales.

From Huffington Post

When asked in an interview with Power 105.1 if it was hard to purchase “Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded – The Re-Up,” Minaj responded, “It is hard to get the album because the stores basically said that the last few re-releases they had put out did not do well and they didn’t want to take a chance. So, Target and Walmart is not selling the album. Target is actually my biggest retailer — they’ve always been my biggest retailer. They’ve sold the most Nicki Minaj albums ever, so, thank you, Target. But I wish you could’ve sold this one.”

Denial is a disease.

First of all I don’t DO physical media, cd’s, dvd’s, blu rays, and the such. The last time I walked into a Wal Mart to purchase a CD was over 10 years ago.  That’s why God created Steve Jobs (God rest his soul), and in turn gave us Mac Books, iPhones, and Apple TV in which we can stream our media.

Honey, Nicki, Minaj–i-poo, I hate to break it to you, but your album is accessible, and availble, it just ain’t worth $14.99.  This is MY consumer report.

iTunes New Music Tuesday is as dear to my heart as Taco Tuesday. I browse iTunes for new music that is worthy of taking up my precious memory on my laptop. With major artists albums, I hit the ‘preview all’ button. From that preview, I then decide whether to just purchase certain songs, or the album in its entirety. If I like 75% or more of the songs on an album, I’ll by the whole album (which is rare). In the case of Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded The Re-Up , I purchased one song, #5, I’m Legit feat. Ciara.  Listening to the album, it did not coerce me to spend the asking price of $14.99, and “Roman Holiday” has to be one of the most annoying songs, I’ve heard in a while.   That’s what it was.

Walmart, Best Buy, and them have nothing to do with the fact that all of the songs on your NEW album sound the same. Are you a gimmick or a rapper?  Rappers that have longevity evolve in  their craft, listening to your body of work in music, I just don’t hear that NEXT level.

Who am I? Simply a person in your consumer demographic with ears, that hear.

Nicki ask yourself, are they laughing with you, or at you? I love your crazy ass outfits, pink and multicolored wigs on award shows, and public appearences. But musically, I need more from you as a rap artist if I’m going to spend my money, and invest in your next private jet.

-peace

 

You Nasty: Shemar Moore’s Freak-a-Deek Party and the Pics

 

While watching Don’t Sleep on BET, TJ Holmes has the CEO/Owner of MediaTakeout.com on there.  Since I always have my laptop or some internet browsing device at my fingertips, I went to visit said MediaTakeOut.com.  I’m just providing a lil’ backstory as to how I came upon this Shemar Moore story.

 

AnyWho….

 

I don’t care what Shemar Moore is doing, nor who he’s doing it with. Freak, swinger, have sex just because  parties go on every day of the week in the Los Angeles vicinity and beyond.

 

What’s funny about this to me  is the innovative disclaimer sign that reads “What Happen’s at Shemar Moore’s House, NEVER HAPPENED, Let’s Get It In”, LMBAO!  It was a vinyl, professionally printed,  sign. I  would have liked to be a fly on the wall when the printing press got this order…keekekekekeke

 

Shemar, can’t say I’m shocked, but the sign did give me a chuckle, and for that, I thank you. I just know now if I’m ever invited to a Shemar Moore party, that “That ain’t no soul train line” lol.

-Holla!

 

 

Yeah You Sorry: Paris Hilton Apologizes

gty paris hilton wy 120921 wblog Paris Hilton Apologizes: Gay People Are the Strongest

Last week Paris Hilton was caught on tape on a night out on the town saying some not so politically correct things about gay people.

Hilton was heard saying that gay people are “disgusting” and “most of them probably have AIDS.”  The context of the convo, was that Paris and her two male gay friends where in the cab talking about another acquaintance who hooked up with people via the app Grinder. Grinder is an app that allows gay men to meet and ‘hook up’.

I would just shutter at the conversations we would hear if on any given Saturday Night all comfortable conversations amongst friends were recorded.

I’ll tell you what we’d hear, we’d hear a bunch of racist, sexist, homophobic, immoral statements, debates, and back and forth’s.  Of course folks want to act all  ”brand new” when somebody famous get’s caught in a comfortable conversation, but the truth is our climate of politically correctness has just turned most Americans into posers, one view in the light, and another at the kitchen table.

Most of Paris’ friends are gay men, so obviously she’s not a homophobe. To take her private conversation with her friends on club night seriously, is a waste of news. It’s apparent that last week was a slow entertainment news week, so they had to blow this up.

I’m not a Paris Hilton fan, because she doesn’t do anything to be a fan of, but I think this whole hoopla was unnecessary bs.

Read More On This:

Paris Hilton Apologizes: ‘Gay People Are the Strongest’ – ABC News.

Club Rehab:Green Day Frontman Enters Rehab After iHeart MF Meltdown

 Billie Joe Armstrong entered into rehab for substance abuse. The Green Day front man had a public meltdown on stage at the iHeart Music Festival this past Friday with cameras rolling.

Rock and drugs have been slutting around since its inception so this news is not surprising. I hope that Billie gets the help he needs so that he and his band can continue serving their fans.

Personally, had they not called it a meltdown, looking at the video it didn’t seem like a meltdown.It just seemed like rock & roll.

I just thought he was rebelling against the clock.

Like 1 minute, I don’t think so #uckers, I’m a rock God and I won’t be bound by no stinkin’ clock!

Like caught in the moment stuff.. but apparently he was high. *shrug*

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