You swag magnet has pulled in another one, you’ve got a date, and you’ve invited her to your place.

Over my 30 years on the planet, I have come across all sorts of things lying around a mans abode on the first visit, from porn in plain sight to a baby’s mama.

(Him: uhhh she we cool, I didn’t tell you about me living with my baby’s mother?  Me: “No, I just remembered, I have to go now”)

If you want her to continue those NetFlix nights with you at your place, Here are the 5 things that typically don’t make the best impression on a woman when visiting your spot, and should be put out of view.. that is, if you don’t want this visit to be the last visit.                                                            

 1. Your “Man” magazines.  I’m sure your favorite pin up girl has a great personality, but another woman’s tits and ass staring at your lady guest from the Playboy or King magazine on your coffee table doesn’t inspire closeness,  if you get my drift. Keep your brownie points in tact by ditching the T&A literature in the living room, bathroom, and the life size Lil’ Kim Hardcore album cover poster on your wall should be retired too, especially if you are over 25.  How would you feel if you went to your girls home and there was a life size poster of a naked Idris Elba on the ceiling over her bed?

2. The heart shaped framed picture of you and your ex-girlfriend: Do I really have to go into detail as towhy this should be put away if the lady you are having over isn’t the woman in the picture?  I know, that’s a really good picture of you from your good side… but at minimum put the sh*t in the drawer somewhere.

3. Your Mother:If you live with your mother (note that there is a difference between a man living with mama and mama living with him- end note)  you probably shouldn’t be entertaining.  Nothing says “do not ever call me again” like watching a movie on the couch, then being interrupted by your’s Mum’s inappropriate questions while in her finest nighty reminding you to let the dog out before you go to bed.

4. Your Porn Collection:    I know your buds love that you stay on top of the latest “adult research material”    available  and your woman may be down to join you In watching some visual aids in the bedroom, but you don’t have to put it in her face (the porn guys..). For now,  relocate the “Bubble Butts 5” from the entertainment stand to your closet or something, kay… (and your going to have to google this lil title to the right cuz the pic ain’t linked, NASTY! lol)

Now if she’s a hotchie-mama then you can disregard all said info above.

-Have you ever been to someones home, and was “put off” by something they had laying around all willy nilly?

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Holla! -Ronique Nicole