GIRL, HONEY CHILD, LET ME TELL YYYYOOUUU!
If you were one of the millions that tuned in to VH1 last night for the Love and Hip Hop Atlanta reunion show you witnessed reality tv history.
Have you ever watched something and gone into entertainment shock?
Entertainment shock is when you see something on screen that is so darn good that you feel a heightened sense of euphoria. It’s when your eyes, ears, and neurons aren’t quite sure on how to process what you’re being exposed to via the television.
Last night was one of those moments, and it started with Funky Dineva (who was speakin’ for da people). He wasn’t a LHHATL cast member but was in the audience and shot the first question to the cast which was to dispute that Karlie was ever signed to Cash Money Records. This dude had on a moesha bob wig, hoop earrings that would make Beyonce proud, and a forever 21 white vest on top of a sheer camouflage shirt. I knew at this very moment when Funky Dineva spoke into the microphone, that this was going to be a historical night in reality tv.
Karlie Red must have been a lawyer, because she had a problem with directly answering a question. Starting with the cash money records question. Instead of saying yes, or no that she was signed to cash money records, she starts mumbling on about who her manager is. The fact was that her manager had ties to cash money records, not Karlie, which the host had to clarify.
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Then we got into some of the juices and berries that is Joseline, Stevie, and Mimi. Mimi attempts to clarify why in the hell she would deal with someone like Stevie for 12, 13, 14 , or 15 she knew, been in and out of relations with, friends with, or whatever with Stevie. It still didn’t make any rhyme or reason. It kind of seems like she was trying to distract us with her dramatic head movements, I was in fear that she’d catch a cramp.
When Joseline said she loved Mimi and that she was a “woman of god”… Owww lawd.. I was pretty much catatonic at that point.
It was like being at the circus with no animals, just clowns.
Watch the full episode below.